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The Evil Theme Song

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The Evil Theme Song

We hide our secrets
We stew our lies
We fake the truth
And frame the innocent

We should have a theme song
That goes with our name
One with organs and violins
And lots of evil things

Because thats who we are
The bad girls and the guys
The evil henchmen
And even a partner or two

We commit horrid crimes
And do mischevious things
We've never done
One noble thing

It's not like we've ever cared
It's not like we've even tried
We just sit around and make plans
For others' demise

Because thats who we are
The bad girls and the guys
The evil henchmen
And even a partner or two

The good guys always wins
We hate that, you know
We'd rather be triumphant
And the winner of all the show

We're always so secretive
And so sly
We should get a reward
For thinking of a disguise

Like best nefarious plot
Or even...
"The Worst Evil Person EVER"

Because thats who we are
The bad girls and the guys
The evil henchmen
And even a partner or two

We're not afraid of you
We always escape
We always come back for seconds
And never let you sleep

We hide everywhere
Within everything
With the cleverest of items
We fool you every time

Because thats who we are
The bad girls and the guys
The evil henchmen
And even a partner or two

We're gonna leave now
We've got things to do
Like kidnap, murder and arson
And other evil things

We've got to plot
We've got to plan
We've got to think of ways
To keep the cops out of our hair

Because that's who we are
The bad girls and the guys
The evil henchmen
And even a partner or two

So farewell...

FOR NOW......
MWHAHAHAHAHAHA

A random evil theme song for evil people out their, because they need a theme song too. I did this after reading the Lemony Snicket 'Series of Unfortuanate Events' a second time over.
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